The Onion | Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

The Onion unveils the Real Michael Jackson: "Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago,' forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. 'We are not certain, at this time, who-or what-has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse"

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