Plonkers!

Confrerences are a waste of time and in case you have doubts maybe the MIT students will convince you. Where else can this be plausible:

'Rooter' features such mind-bending gems as: 'the model for our heuristic consists of four independent components: simulated annealing, active networks, flexible modalities, and the study of reinforcement learning' and 'We implemented our scatter/gather I/O server in Simula-67, augmented with opportunistically pipelined extensions.
Nice one!