The Search for WMDs

The search for WMDs continues, I mean Woman of My Dreams. While Blair and Bush have failed to find their WMDs and have had to appologise publicly, I'll will be parading my WMDs to the world soon.

I reckon, their strategy was faulty,they relied too much on technology and an inefficient Intelligency service. I'm taking a hands on approach, no online dating, personal ads, drunken parties or bars. This is like looking for WMDs in Iraq, they simply do not exist, you only find what looks like WMDs.

I have produced my own dossier rather than download it from the net.
My dossier will not be disclosed to the public because it contains names of people and places I wish to protect.