Have your ever thought of getting so sloshed from an unimaginable alcoholic concoction. Well, the Daily Lush Magazine recommends The Undrinkable Cocktail. This one in particular literally puts the cock in the drink!
Three-Penis Wine: A traditional Chinese remedy consisting of powder made from the penises of dogs, deer, and seal mixed into wine. This noxious mixture is reputed to provide a number of health benefits, not the least of which is enhancing the libido. A seal pizzle can sell for as much as $650, so this cocktail can be quite expensive, even if the contents are often fraudulent: A Canadian sampling of the DNA of seal penises in Toronto shops found that all but one were from other animals, mostly dogs, and that many of them weren't even penises! For the more daring - or desperate - five-penis and nine-penis variations are available. (Max Sparber)
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